No friends. No drama. No life. It's a... Fedorable Life is the definitive text-based comedy life simulation game about managing the daily survival of a fedora-clad neckbeard. You play as Nick Beardman as you balance his needs, waste money on collectibles, argue online, attend conventions, play video games, eat tendies, watch anime, touch grass... maybe you'll end up improving his life. Features Survive day-by-day in the world's most authentic neckbeard simulator Engage in larger-than-life internet arguments in a turn-based debate minigame Fight against destiny itself in our claw machine minigame Discover 250+ events, side quests, internet arguments, and convention adventures Go to bars and attend conventions from the safety of your own home Collect hats, figures, swords, and other treasures Unlock multiple playable neckbeards Shape your future across 10 different endings.