Welcome to Dumb Cartel. A chaotic multiplayer sandbox where nothing is serious, everything is broken, and your only goal is simple: Get rich. By any dumb means necessary. BUILD YOUR (VERY QUESTIONABLE) EMPIRE Start from nothing and grow your shady business: Craft illegal goods using ridiculous methods (yes, even 3D printers) Trade, sell, and expand your operations Turn your tiny setup into a full-blown underground empire PLAY SOLO OR BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS Play alone or with others in a persistent online world Team up… or stab your friends in the back when it gets profitable Trust is optional. Chaos is guaranteed. A DUMB, LIVING CITY Explore a colorful low-poly city filled with: Weird NPCs with absurd behavior Vehicles to mess around with Emergent chaos everywhere CHAOS IS JUST GETTING STARTED Fight, run, or create total mayhem Police system coming soon 👀 More mechanics added every week A GAME DRIVEN BY THE COMMUNITY This game is built with its players: Join the Discord Vote on upcoming features Suggest your own insane ideas You’re not just playing the game — you’re helping create it. 🚧 EARLY ACCESS / ALPHA Free Alpha version Constant updates (at least once a week) Expect bugs, weirdness, and unfinished systems FEATURES Online multiplayer sandbox (persistent world) Solo & co-op gameplay Business management (chaotic edition) Crafting system Vehicles Funny NPCs Player betrayal mechanics (in development) Regular content updates