A short, strange comedy about the universal humbling of needing to use a public restroom. Play toilet matchmaker — assign buttmen to the right stalls, discover their unique traits and preferences, and piece together satisfying puzzles at your own pace. No timers. No leaderboards. Just you, your buttmen, and the quiet dignity of getting everyone where they need to go. Unlock new scenarios as you progress — from a Chinatown bathroom to the Tokyo Game Show to the communal latrines of ancient Rome. Each setting brings new buttmen, new social rules, and new reasons why some people really cannot sit next to each other. A 30–45 minute single-player puzzle comedy.