Blast Off to Uranus and Save Earth from the Vampire Pirates! Suit up, Commander! Humanity is under attack by the Sexy Vampire Pirates from Uranus — and only you can stop them in this epic retro-style 2D side-scrolling adventure, jam-packed with classic arcade action and absurd British comedy. The Backstory Long ago, a powerful race of spacefaring vampires built ZetaZania — a sprawling space station orbiting Uranus. Under the rule of the flamboyantly fearsome King Scrotomus Maximus, society became a twisted dystopia where beauty reigns supreme and humans are kidnapped for their blood — the key ingredient in their eternal "Life Elixir." Now, with help from the magical Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons, the Vampire Pirates are launching daily invasions on Earth. Fear spreads, and humanity is on the brink. You Are Our Last Hope As Earth's highest-ranking space officer, it's your mission to blast your way to Uranus, fight through their freakish forces, and put an end to this madness once and for all. Retro-Inspired, Fast-Paced Action Jump, blast, and dodge your way through 60 levels of explosive arcade-style gameplay — just like the classics you grew up with, but smoother and snappier than ever. Explore the Depths of ZetaZania Conquer 7 bizarre and dangerous locations: The Transportation Factories The Scientific Laboratories The Department of Sexiness The Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons The Sacred Few The Queen’s Palace The King’s Lair Each zone offers new enemies, brutal traps, and wild bosses. Collect Power Crystals Find and collect Power Crystals to activate level portals and upgrade your arsenal in the Portal Shop. New weapons = more boom. Puzzle Your Way Forward Solve visual puzzles to unlock hidden upgrades and confront a mysterious foe who offers peculiar trades. Save Earth, Destroy Uranus This is it — the fight for humanity. Prepare for laughs, laser blasters, and ludicrous lore as you become the saviour Earth. Are you ready to destroy Uranus?