STAR SALVAGER is a retro, roguelike arcade-puzzler, FEATURING: Original combo-making mechanic - basically TETRIS meets BREAKDANCING Old-school shm'up combat. Wicked excellent. Procedurally generated maps. Each run is CRAZY different. (Okay not that different) A roguelite metagame to keep you grinding for infinitesimal morsels of progress 'til you can’t remember what day it is. Mildly entertaining dialogue by 2d characters who don’t move their lips. A groovy synth soundtrack that’s worth the price of the game right there WARNING: Known side-effects include uncontrollable fist-pumping, ‘tetris-y’ vibes, disco dancing, sudden bursts of unseemly profanity, and, in one worrysome case, drooling like a rabid gibbon. Our team is working hard to resolve these issues.