What can you do when you find yourself alone in an empty cell, having only one door out? Walk that way, of course. And when you realize it leads to a lethal, non-euclidean environment made possible by the power of a first-generation PC, which gets even worse when the floppy drives begin to fail? What about those (two?) people that seem amused by the fact you're dying by the minute? And what's with those minigames? Does any of this make any sense? Does it even matter? A Nightmare Simulator where things almost make sense, but not quite; Astonishing 100 x 50 resolution filled with the legendary Codepage 437 characters; Authentic phosphor green gets mixed with less authentic blood red for incredible results (by 1981 standards); Several ways to make your life even shorter that include electrocution, beheading, getting crushed between walls or eaten by a shark or a gruesome smiling monster;