An ancient presence hungers, and you shall serve its next cuisine! Welcome to CHAIRS, a fast-paced action platformer doubling as the most realistic chair simulator money can buy! Have you ever wondered what your chair thinks? What it believes? What it desires? Learn the answers to all these questions and more by joining the Fixture Friends. Become the next attendant and help gather Prisms of Perplexitude to bring forth The Great Feeding. You can trust the Fixture Friends. They are nice, and only have your best interests in their cold wooden hearts. Features Immersive Chair Mechanics! - Live the true experience of a chair... Seven Fast-Paced Levels - Each totally radical and different! An Original Soundtrack - Complete with BEATS and TUNES Fever Dream Visuals - They'll make you feel everything and nothing! Time Attack Gameplay - Fight for your seat on the leaderboards!! A Bite-Sized Experience - CHAIRS is about an hour long. Free Downloadable Soundtrack Want to jam out to chair approved music? Free right now on Steam are the aforementioned BEATS and TUNES, which contain no subliminal messages. Probably.